The 07:00 can · shift's over. this one has none
07:00 Kayısı & IhlamurApricot & linden
Malatya apricot and linden blossom — the tea your grandmother made before bed. No caffeine at all.
07:00
The sun comes up at the end of the street. The lamps go out. Time to go home.
On duty at 07:00
Nesrin, 47Pharmacist · the Karaköy ferry, going home
Her pharmacy had the nöbet last night. Nothing in this can: the next thing she does is sleep.
Generated images, made with ChatGPT from our own drawings of the cans. The people are as invented as the company.
The dose
No caffeine. Nothing to wear off.
The shift is over. The next thing you do is get home and sleep, and the kindest thing a can can do at that point is have no caffeine in it at all — so this one has none: apricot, linden and cold water.
Linden (ıhlamur) is what a Turkish grandmother makes you before bed. It does not make you sleep; it does not stop you either.
| clock | mg in you | glasses of çay |
|---|---|---|
| 07:00 | 0.0 | 0.00 |
| 08:00 | 0.0 | 0.00 |
| 09:00 | 0.0 | 0.00 |
| 10:00 | 0.0 | 0.00 |
The label, unrolled
All 166 millimetres of it.
The hour is bare aluminium — no ink — which is why it flashes when the can turns. Round the shoulder runs a dial with this can's hour at the front. The side carries its own dose curve; the back carries the ingredients, the nutrition table and a barcode whose check digit is computed.
front
dose curve
for the ones on duty
back · ingredients
What is in it
Kayısı & Ihlamur, water, and nothing active at all.
Karbonatlı su, kayısı püresi (%15), ıhlamur çiçeği demlemesi (%5), asitlik düzenleyici: sitrik asit, doğal aromalar, renklendirici: havuç konsantresi. Kafein içermez.
Carbonated water, apricot purée (15 %), linden blossom infusion (5 %), acid: citric acid, natural flavourings, colour: carrot concentrate. Caffeine-free. No added sugar, no sweeteners.
| Nutrition | per 100 ml | per can, 250 ml |
|---|---|---|
| Energy | 26 kJ / 6 kcal | 66 kJ / 16 kcal |
| Fat | 0 g | 0 g |
| Carbohydrate | 1.6 g | 3.9 g |
| of which sugars | 1.4 g | 3.6 g |
| Protein | 0 g | 0 g |
| Salt | 0.01 g | 0.02 g |
| Caffeine | 0 mg | 0 mg |
Barcode · EAN-13
2 948170 070004
From the GS1 restricted range (20–29), so an invented product can never collide with a real one. The last digit is computed: the first twelve weighted 1, 3, 1, 3… sum to 86; 86 + 4 is a multiple of ten.